Just got finished watching the Republican debate on CNN (which, for the most part, just made me hate Youtube even more) and I have to say...
Between John McCain being unelectable, Mitt Romney being a greasy douchebag, Rudy Giuliani being... Rudy Giuliani and those other two guys having whatever issues they have (I choose not to mention Fred Thompson), Mike Huckabee is indeed the candidate least offensive to my sensibilities. I'll still vote McCain in the primary, but I have this sad, sad feeling that even though he'd leave bootprints all up and down Hillary Clinton, he hasn't a hope in Hell of getting to the general election in the first place.
I have no problem saying I feel uncomfortable voting for someone because they used to be a Baptist Minister. Mormonism might be weird, but every open Baptist I've ever met has been an asshole. I'm not even using hyperbole. I've never met a Baptist (who was openly Christian/Baptist) who wasn't just a complete cock about it and wasn't all hepped up on sticking his ass into my business.
Still, better than Bitch, Car Dealer, and Igmo. Guess which three Democrat candidates I'm referring to and win no prize whatsoever!
As a footnote, Keira Knightley is fucking hideous. I've seen people with AIDS, cancer, and polio (at the same time) who were more tappable. I want to punch her for being able to be so hot but instead looking like an anemic twelve-year-old boy a G.I. tract filled with tapeworms.
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I was raised baptist. Am I an asshole? :<
If "raised" is as far as that noise went, no.
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