I'm not making a post about 9/11 today.
Anyway, I'd just like to say something...
There are some things in this world I wouldn't be caught dead buying.
Maybe my diet is just that "tender" or perhaps I just have gentle movements, but either way, there are some products that you don't want to be man enough to require. I have never, ever, had an issue with my hygienic paper breaking down on the job.
Well, barring that outdoorsy, barely-there, single-ply, rapid-degrading stuff. It's like trying to wipe with the Shroud of Turin; the stuff just crumbles in your hands.
Also, what the fuck do bears and toilet paper have to do with one-another?
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Toilet Paper is made out of baby bear flesh.
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