This week in "Who's Burning Like a Tire Fire in Hell"...

Jerry Falwell is d-e-d dead. I'd like to thank God for making this possible, but props to Satan, too, because he'll be putting up with that son of a bitch for the next eternity or so.

To quote the Associated Press, I'm to understand that a "history of heart challenges" includes being a fat bastard.

Edit:
Expect a parody of the report within the day. I believe it was Worf who said, "Today is a good day for Jerry Falwell to die."

You have much to teach us.


Mr. Falwell as seen just prior to consuming an entire turkey in under five minutes.