It's Mother's Day

If you haven't at least called your mother to say you love her, Woodrow Wilson hates you.

Me? I have a Jewish mother, so I've been at home since Friday. That's right, I'm better than all of you. Choke on that, Internet.

So yes, happy Mother's Day.


Woodrow Wilson as seen shortly after hearing his "momma so fat she block out the Sun" and shortly before curb-stomping some jive turkeys.