Friday, April 20, 2007

Huwuff

First off, I'm gonna be honest, some people who know personally know I like girls who the media would call "chubby" at the very least. I like a girl to at be healthy, and to be really honest, I'd rather (biblically) know a woman is fat than one with pelvic bones you could hang a coat on (read skinny).

I have a few other criteria (read "no skanks") that certainly come in to play now and then, but for the most part, none of those matter with what I'm going to talk about here.

Note the before and after here. Supposedly she got up to 267 at her max which is certainly on the large side. Don't get me wrong, if you're not healthy and you're overweight, you'd probably do best to lose some weight. That being said, 150 pounds in a year is a lot of weight in a short span of time. Hate to break it to the dieting world, but ten pounds a month is pretty impressive, any more than that and it's probably not a good thing to be doing to your body without a doctor watching you like a hawk.

Monologue about the weight loss aside...

Note how she's rail thin, but more importantly...

Could she not have lost the weight without ending up looking like a total skank?

I can't say she was ever my cup of tea (skank, etc.), but now? Good God. Besides that, any good plastic surgeon (note the horrifying breasts) would have suggested a nose job before sewing cantaloupes into her.

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