Sometimes You Can Judge a Book by Its Cover...

Or its excessively huge forehead.

Whatever.

Maybe it's just me, but I know I wouldn't take massive amounts of money from a man who looks like he rapes kittens. Not that Clinton herself is all that attractive (or her sequoia-esque legs for that matter), but the point still stands, you probably don't want to be seen in a crowd full of cretins, unless you are o-

Ah. Makes sense now.